🏢 CAREERS

Now Hiring All Positions

Join the McSendy team. Benefits include: heavy bags, sleepless nights, and the occasional 100x.

🍳 Fry Cook

Kitchen / DeFi Desk

Identify bonding curves before they peak. Deep fry shitcoins into tendies. Experience with liquidations preferred.

  • • 2+ years in the trenches
  • • Can read a chart (or pretend to)
  • • Burn tolerance: high

🚗 Drive-Thru Operator

Operations / Solana

Fast execution under 400ms. Process orders before the slippage hits. Must speak fluent degen.

  • • Sub-400ms reaction time
  • • Jito bundle experience a plus
  • • Night shift availability

🧹 Floor Sweeper

Maintenance / Risk

Clean up after rug pulls. Emotional resilience required. You will see things.

  • • Strong stomach
  • • Can handle -99% without crying
  • • Broom not included

💼 Bag Handler

Logistics / Portfolio Mgmt

Heavy lifting. Must hold bags regardless of weight. Diamond hands mandatory.

  • • Can lift 100 SOL worth of bags
  • • No paper hands
  • • Lower back pain tolerance

🌙 Night Shift Manager

Management / Asia Hours

Best volume is at night. 16hr trench shifts. You ARE the liquidity.

  • • Nocturnal lifestyle
  • • 16hr shift minimum
  • • Red Bull IV drip compatible